What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 15:36
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Still no good
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
share office space ...
What kind of person does a narcissist hate?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
When was the last time you had sex with someone much older than yourself?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
When will dating stop being so hard for Gen Z?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I have the power to talk to aliens through using telepathy. Why do people think I'm crazy?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Can anyone or anything overthrow your belief in the Jewish God?
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Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks